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octoberwaffle:

For once, can we enjoy Doctor Who without someone in the background screaming “MOFFAT SUCKS” or something similar?  Can we enjoy Peter Cabaldi’s step into television history without scrawling hatred and ill-will in the footnotes?

waitingtoderail:

abloodymess:

jewlesthemagnificent:

veggielezzyfemmie:

What’s The Dumbest Thing You Could Say To A Congresswoman Who Lost Her Legs In Battle? Um, THIS.

 

An IRS contractor hurt his foot playing football in military prep school. He never served in the actual military. Then one day, decades later, he used it to get preferred treatment in military contracts. Rep. Tammy Duckworth (D-Ill.), who lost both her legs and still could lose her arm from combat injuries, felt that this might just be a touch inappropriate. It gets amazing around 4:30.

God I love Tammy Duckworth. She employs my favorite method of tearing someone a new asshole: doing so whilst smiling and using a pleasant tone of voice so as to utterly confuse the shit out of them before reading them a list of the many ways in which they done fucked up. Not to stereotype (but I’m about to) this technique works REALLY well on men, especially older men, who have been raised thinking that a woman who is smiling and using a pleasant tone is pleased with you.

I was literally raising my fists over my head at the end yelling “Fuck That Guy!” 

*applause and head nods* this dude can fuck himself 

Glad to see this bad boy is out. #devildancer #craftbeer #foundersbrewery

Glad to see this bad boy is out. #devildancer #craftbeer #foundersbrewery

Listening to the fellows around me this evening makes me realize how little I care about males.